But I Digress ...

Ladies and gentlemen, we have been wrong from the very beginning. George W. Bush is proving himself to be, not the dumbest, but the smartest President our country has ever had. But as Maxwell Smart used to say, "If only he had used his powers for niceness, instead of evil ..." While Karl Rove is a very shrewd political mastermind who has guided Dubya to victories over Ann Richards (who, at the time she lost, had the highest popularity rating of any governor in Texas history), Al Gore (by orchestrating the hostile takeover of the Florida vote count) and John Kerry (who, let's be totally honest here, imploded under pressure), Dubya turns out to be the brains of the Dubya Administration after all. (And make no mistake. Dubya IS evil. But that's only my opinion. Let's get back to the hard facts.) It was Dubya who nurtured his own image as a stumbling, bumbling country fool to disarm his enemies. (Does anyone really think that a Yale-educated man whose father was a ...

This just in from MSNBC and the Houston Chronicle : "Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, who was touched by a lobbying scandal that ensnared some of his former top aides and cost the Republican his leadership post, won't seek re-election to Congress and intends to resign, Republican officials said today." (There IS a God. And right now, He is pointing at DeLay and laughing ...) In the immortal words of Bucky Katt (from Get Fuzzy ): "You're going DOWN, Poochy!" More on this breaking story as it breaks Tommy Boy, one bone at a time ...